Predictive text

is sometimes as reliable as astrology, sometimes surprisingly thick, and sometimes downright weird. So, as I come to write 'going' on my phone, 4-6-4-6, up pops 'Imho'. Why anyone thinks that Imhotep is going to be a common word, I don't know. Odder still, when you DO try to write 'Imhotep', you end up with 'Gointes'. And there's not even a wikipedia article about that.

Probably there's a conspiracy by the Illuminati to get us all to embrace the Egyptian-mystery-cult-origins-of-Christianity theory one finds on skeptics' websites. Or not.